Saaaay WHAAAAAA

I'm scared. As if I don't have enough to deal with at my stressful age, what with bills, love and the evergrowing fear that my chest hair might engfulf me, the universe has presented itself with another dilemma: Crunkcore.

I'm all for splicing genres and getting some messed up sounds, some of my favourite bands blur the line bewtween genre terrorism and just plain beating a synthisiser with a harp, but this is too I can not fucking stand this genre. According to Wikipedia, 'Crunkcore s a musical genre that combines elements of screamo with elements of crunk'. Oh thats gonna be amazing, right there.Yep. mmmmhmm. Who the HELL decided combinging the most Artard of genres into one horrific excuse of creativity was ever gonna improve this world? SERIOUSLY.


You probably think heres another loner on the net displaying his pretenious views on music, commenting on anyone who doesn't follow his narrowminded opinions high up on his lonely pedestal whilst jacking it to Iron and Wine. Don't get me wrong, art and creativity come in many forms and it's very difficult to insult an entire genre, but how in the ASS BALLS can this be allowed. But please don't just take my word for it, let me give you an example of this with the popular Crunk Punk band 'Brokencyde' perfoming their debut 'Freaxxx'.

THE HELL.I mean REALLY. Is this a joke? is this some sort of horrific joke that pokes a satrical stick at the socially inept world we live in. No people, THIS IS THE WORLD. THIS IS REAL. THis is why you feel disconnected from the youth, this is why the trains run slowly and this is why the rainforest is doomed. No I am not overreacting dammit. Did you see that guy who was screaming in the faces of all the girls? His fans adore him. Don't you see? this man is in a position of insane power over some very vulnerable kids. Christ, he 'ain't got time for lesbians.' and hey, if you have an opinion, 'shut up Bitch you know you want this.' Well gee thanks for clearing that up! For a second it sounded like you were being an agressive somewhat violent fucktard , but hey it's ok cos they wear pink and have long hair. Phew!

I guess whats annoying me most is how much of a huge fan base hey have gathered.
Maybe the stratergy to this was to make music that was so inane, so excrutiating and so unbelievably appauling that you can't HELP but watch it. Hell it's worked on me, i've been listening to this for two hours straight. I think my biggest fear, the most terrifying concept of discovering this genre is that somewhere, deep inside me, lies a slither of envy that these four morons discovered how to make so much goddamn money from screaming and haircuts and i didn't get there first. This will haunt me so much more than any dancing pig.